Bottled Water

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.

'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'

by thesarcasmguy April 15, 2016

golden water fountain

Urinating while receiving oral sex.

Brett loves when he gets a golden water fountain from his girlfriend Bree!

by KK Stanky Peach January 1, 2018

Sparkling Water

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’

by Peasant01 June 10, 2018

Robot Water

A red bull and vodka mixed drink.

I drank so many robot waters last night.

by Guewilla March 6, 2020

Kentucky Creek Water

Illegal homemade corn liquor. Also can be called moonshine. Usually very high in alcohol content.

"At the party last night, we got wasted off of Dale's Kentucky Creek Water"

by cholt April 15, 2009

bucket of water

A person who is full of themselves.

"You bucket of water."

by The_Real_Steven_Hawking January 31, 2018

Head shot warrior

Headshot Warrior is a woman or person that only posts photos on online dating sites from their upper chest and face only basically a headshot because they are hiding the fact that they are overweight

Bro that chick's face pictures were so pretty on that dating app ! I should have known better when all she had were head shot warrior photos?I showed up on the date and she weighed 100 lbs more than me. I'm sick of all these headshot Warriors !!

by the racist ginger May 28, 2019