Arabian Pocket Watch

Have sex with a girl and wear a condom. After you finish take off the condom and before she puts back on her pants put the condom into her pocket. So later on when she reaches into her pocket for something she will have a semen filled condom in her hands.

I was so mad at my girlfriend last night, so after we had sex i gave her the Arabian Pocket Watch!!

by Max Eibert October 19, 2010

www youtube . com watch?v=dqw4w9wgxcq&

rick roll himself as a youtube link

(i cant put the freakin link)

A:yo check out www youtube . com watch?v=dqw4w9wgxcq&
B:wut im gonna search on google
google:*shows rick roll*
B:dafuq...

by the meme boi himself January 29, 2019

Watcha Playin' At?

Meaning "What are you talking about?" Sometimes use dwith "playa" "homie" "dawg" or "dogg" at the end. Also used with "Foo" at the beginning.

"Foo, watcha playin' at???"

by NumbaOneStunnaFowtayFow March 23, 2003

Watching the Andy Griffith Show

A euphemism for jerking off.

What were you doing up in your room?
Watching the Andy Griffith Show...

by GerkinKing February 4, 2010

watchcut

WatchCut, also known as Cut.com is an informative/entertainment internet media company based in Seattle, Washington. Cut is mostly well-known from their YouTube Channel, which they provide with creative videos and content that are branched out into 3 parts / HiHo Kids / 100 Years of Beauty / and WatchCut itself. WatchCut's YouTube channel is well popular as for their subscriber count, which goes over 2.4 million (and counting). Cut.com is considered to be a business company as also known for selling their variety of clothing merch.

Guy 1: What is WatchCut?
Guy 2: A 10x better version of crappy and cancerous BuzzFeed.
Guy 3: Oh word.

by NeyJr July 26, 2017

10/30 movie watching method

Who needs to watch a whole movie nowadays? The first ten minutes give you enough of the story, while the last thirty minutes contain most of the movie's action.
It's the 10/30 method.

I must give credit to Javier for this one.

I watched District 9 using the 10/30 movie watching method. Great movie.

by giant in Korea February 3, 2010

Joel's Watch

The act of pulling down your pants, wrapping your penis across your wrist like a timepiece, then yelling, "Hey everybody, look at my new watch!"

I went to this crazy party last night, and I even saw some guy show everybody his Joel's Watch.

by gotgolf72 September 23, 2008