White Trash Exchange

Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to effect an exchange of damaged or unwanted merchandise for merchandise more desirable (e.g., not damaged or destroyed through one's own negligence or abuse), to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to "white trash rebate," "white trash refund," "white trash warranty claim," "white trash regifting," etc.

Claude's colorblindedness caused him to cross some wires and short out his new car stereo, but he remained calm because he knew he could effect a white trash exchange and likely moan and groan enough to get free installation of the replacement stereo.

by texlex61 January 27, 2009

White Girl Celebrity Exception

When a white female doesn't date a guy(mainly black) of another race, unless he is famous/a celebrity.

LL Cool J is USUALLY the standard set for black males.

Girl: I don't date black guys. But I'd SO date LL Cool J!
Black guy: I see you're using the White Girl Celebrity Exception as an excuse/copout.

by Kaiser1one February 23, 2011

White-Ladied

When you get king hit and knocked the fuck out while intoxicated. Often times while waiting for a burger/fast food.

Named after a "restaurant" in a notoriously violence-riddled area in the red light district of Auckland.

Brendon: "What the fuck happened to your face? You look like you've got a beak!"

Marek: "Some dude White-Ladied me last night"

Brendon: "Did you at least get your burger?"

Marek: "Nah, but I've got this sweet harelip now."

by B34RD August 3, 2011

white refrigerator

A white refrigerator. If someone has a white fridge in their kitchen, this is a signifier that they are likely poor or lower class. Conversely, someone who has a stainless steel fridge is less likely to be poor. However, many households who previously had a white fridge as their main fridge, and may have accumulated income to buy a better fridge, keep their former still-functioning white fridge in their garage, basement, or hallway as a secondary fridge in addition to their better primary stainless steel fridge.

I went over to his parents' house and they still had a white refrigerator... I think he grew up poor.

by ayyyyyitsmem October 16, 2020

the white devil

slang for cocaine

Shelly was getting high on the white devil at the Labor Day party

by Some Turd October 12, 2015

Armond White

Annoying hack of a film critic that gives bad reviews to good films and good reviews to bad films, with the reviews being pretentious and nonsensical. On Rotten Tomatoes, he has only agreed with the Tomatometer 51% of the time! Everyone knows, however, that he only does this for attention since his reviews are always the most discussed.

Here's a list of films he hates:

Up (97%)
The Dark Knight (94%)
The Hangover (78%)
Star Trek (95%)
Watchmen (64%, I don't care if it's low, it's still one of my favorite movies)
WALL-E (96%)
The Wrestler (98%)
Benjamin Button (73%)
Gran Torino (80%)
Slumdog Millionaire (94%)
Burn After Reading (78%)
Hellboy 2 (88%)
Iron Man (93%)

Compared to movies he "likes":

Transformers 2 (20%)
Land of the Lost (28%)
Dance Flick (27%)
Confessions of a Shopaholic (23%)
Bedtime Stories (23%)
Transporter 3 (38%)
What Happens in Vegas (27%)
Chuck & Larry (13%, he called it a "modern classic")

So yeah, White is an attention-seeking idiot.

Isn't it weird that he's a black man who's last name is White and he likes bad movies and hates good movies?

Armond White is just an idiot.

by david smith, jr. July 2, 2009

white cash

high quality cocaine

I'm takin' this white cash to the motherfucking bank, bitch!

by Mack B July 27, 2008