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What else is new?

What you say when hearing old news, when something bad but predictable happens to you or when someone brings up something that's long lost its novelty.
Guy 1: "They're out of your favourite coffee."
You: "What else is new?"

Guy 2: "Life sucks."
You: "Yeah, what else is new."

Guy 3: "Pain really hurts."
You: (Just gives him a glance that says "what else is new".) But if he really is stupid enough to make a statement like that, maybe you should have said it in words.
by werallsonsofbitches January 6, 2010
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What is your major malfunction?

A question asked of people who for some reason (usually extreme laziness or lack of intelligence) who can't seem th do simple things.

Comes from the Stanley Kubrick movie Full Metal Jacket - the full question is "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"
The garbage has piled up for three days, and the litterbox should have been changed last week! What is your major malfunction?
by ke6isf November 7, 2003
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what the fuck, over

A variation of the phrase "what the fuck" which is used to show shock or anger. This variation is mainly used among military groups because it gives the recipient of the remark the effect that he has been reached over a two way radio.
We have a three mile run this afternoon? What the fuck, over.
by Towlie May 16, 2003
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what it do

"what it do? its paul wilken fly like a pelcan inside my skin i got versace skeleton" Paul Wall

mike:what it do
john:whats up
mike:chillen
by babygurl October 20, 2003
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What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go

Adele’s secret love poem to her fans #sendmylovetournewluh-huh-ver #treatherbetter Adele’s fluency in the poem conveys her awareness of stan culture.
Adele: what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Also Adele: I don’t know what u mean there babs 💋
by meavagemary January 18, 2022
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What

1. A word used when you want someone to clarify a statement
2. A little-known country where they may or may not speak English.
1: mumbles
2: What?
1: I said would you like to go to lunch?

A: What country you from?
B: What?
A: What ain't no country I've ever heard of. Do they speak English in What?
by hrdcrnwo February 6, 2010
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