To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so innocent.
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Dancin around like a bunch of faggots, funnier than fuck you cab ask Bob Saggot.:)
Hollywood Undead ain't nothin to fuck with!:)
Hollywood Undead ain't nothin to fuck with!:)
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A man, THE MAN, a hero and an hero, one whose sole presence belittles everyone within 100 yard radius.
Some refer to him as DA MENG as he's so GZ. Women love him, and men love to hate him as they can never outwit or outmatch him.
Some refer to him as DA MENG as he's so GZ. Women love him, and men love to hate him as they can never outwit or outmatch him.
by Uncle_Mike_Wannabe January 21, 2010
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History: At a wedding, Uncle Earl approached a stranger to explain “how to keep a woman happy” and gave explicit directions for cunnilingus. These instructions included, “ya' gotta just get in there, just - get - in - there!” accompanied by vigorous head shaking and an arm pumping action.
History: At a wedding, Uncle Earl approached a stranger to explain “how to keep a woman happy” and gave explicit directions for cunnilingus. These instructions included, “ya' gotta just get in there, just - get - in - there!” accompanied by vigorous head shaking and an arm pumping action.
by Tapioca Farmer October 30, 2006
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After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.
by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010
Get the Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening mug.Term that snobby “pro photographers” use to whine about anyone else who takes photos at a wedding or other event. These “pro photogs” are often under the impression that relatives of a wedding couple cannot possibly have any sort of enlightened photography experience or talent, and that they are the only ones who have talent. Sour grapes often seem to be at play, with the “pro photog” gloating about how they get “better shots” even though the “Uncle Bobs have better gear.”
“That Uncle Bob has superior equipment, but cannot possibly have any talent in photography because no one else on this planet can use a camera besides me”
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