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twilightsucks

One of the very few places on the internet that you can go without being driven insane by overly-obsessed twilight fangirls or I <3 Edward banners. This site is for intelligent people that know that vampires are not real and they do not sparkle.
twilightsucks is totally awesome:
by HarryPotter>Twilight October 18, 2008
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twilightguy

A male of any age who uncharacteristically likes the book series by the name of the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. They are not common, but not hard to find either, since every now and then a guy will grudgingly admit that it was a good story, even though it wasn't.
Girl 1: Omg, Girl 2! You're so lucky, your boyfriend's a twilightguy!

Girl 1: I know right? It's weird talking about how awesome the series was with a dude, but cool at the same time. The whole reason he's my boyfriend is because he's a twilightguy!
by DoIKnowYouSir June 20, 2009
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Twilghter

A fan of the ever so popular Twilight as announced by MTV.
Becky: OMG! That girl is in love with Edward Cullen!
Ellen: I know. She is such a Twilghter!
by The Tardis April 15, 2008
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Closet Twilighter

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.
Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"
Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*
by JayRay15 March 1, 2009
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anti-twilighter

Rational, normal human being who can't stand the ridiculous tween vampire series, "Twilight". Regularly laughs at both the teens, tweens and soccer moms who line up for every movie. Uses terms like "twitard" to explain to other, equally normal thinking people what these jagoffs are like.
Hell yeah, I'm an anti-twilighter...I'm not a teenage girl or a forty-year-old soccer mom, am I?
by isaacsdad June 28, 2010
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Twilighter

A person who is a true hardcore fan of the Twilight Series and connects everything to Twilight
Girl 1: OMC! AN APPLE!! TWILIGHT!!!
Girl 2: You are such a twilighter!
by Jacob_Lover August 25, 2008
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twilightsucks.com

A site devoted to the totally kick-ass people who know that Twilight isn't worth the paper it's printed on.
Fangirl: ZOMG DO YOU LIKK TOTULY LUVVV EDWARD CULLEN?
Anti: Nope. Actually I'm a member of twilightsucks.com
Fangirl: :-O UR JUST JELOUS CUZ EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!!!!
by TwilghtSucksButt July 12, 2009
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