Skip to main content

Small Town Politics 

when someone is selected for something of importance or great honor from their family name or possibly religious based names.
John Smith was the best baseball player to ever play for his high school. John is now graduated and his little brother Matt Smith is a freshman, but he isn't close to being as good as John, but he was still selected to be on varsity even though Tim Johnson, a sophomore, is better than Matt. Matt Smith made varsity because of "small town politics" and Tim Johnson didn't make the team because of "small town politics."
Someone who stands in corners waiting to "start summat" with anyone who walks by. Townies usually walk around in "crews" varying from 7 to 20 people. Some common characteristics: Female Townie
Lots of "bling bling"
Pink tracksuit
Random Burberry hairband
Hair tied at the side
Really bad attitude problem
Fag in her hand
A bag that can just about fit a £2 coin in
Hair gelled back really tight
So much make up - orange foundation with a line around the edge of the face

Male Townie
Lots of "bling bling"
Blue Tracksuit
Massive rings on every finger
Really bad attitude problem
Fag in his hand
Over gelled hair
HUGE "diamond" earring to show how "manly" he is

Phrases:
"what da fuk do you think you're staring at?"
"are you starting beef wiv me?"
*cough* ""dirty" gof"
*cough* ""dirty" grunga"
"it's not halloween" *townie "crew" all laugh hysterically*
"i'm gonna bang you up innit?"
"don't get moufy/ loud/ lairy wiv me"
"your mum's fat"
"your mum's a slag"
"i fucked your mum last night"
"yo yo bruv!"
"oi blud!"
"omg did you just see that buff boy/ girl?"
" i had sex with 6 people last night" (and they still think their not whores....)

Townies seem to think that shouting at people makes them look "ard", but when you answer back they all run and tell their brothers/ sisters to "bang you up". The most pathetic thing about them is that they think that their "insults" will upset you. Take "it's not halloween" for instance. They seem to think that this will really bother you. And they also think it's funny. But it doesn't bother people. And it's not funny. I think that they should all sit down and try to come up with something more insulting. But then again, what comes out of their heads is completely useless shit and they're not that intelligent. Swearing is part of their limited vocabulary. "Fuk dis" and "fuck dat". If you ever get into a situation where a townie starts shouting at you, even whilst following you, try not to answer back too much, they'll be about 10 more of them around the corner awaiting calls for backup and about 6 more up the road stealing phones or whatever. Townies should die. Then the world would be a better place. Remember this: if in doubt, kill a townie.
Need more information??
See chav or rude boy/girl
townie by Kerry March 6, 2005

Tony Benn 

The longest running Labour MP.. but that's not the important part. He campaigned against the war in Iraq and goes on peace marches, and hash a funky voish. He's like Tom Baker or something, but political.
I met Tony Benn today, and he told me to trusht my inshtinctsh!!
Tony Benn by JohnnyMoo May 13, 2005

oak town 

the heart/hood of oakland, CA where the ganstas live,die, and deal drugs. Not to be confused with the nice parts of oakland
I go down to oak town for my drugs and shit
oak town by Roll Wit It July 6, 2007

Mad-town 

The most radical place on earth - Madison, Wisconsin.
All the hippies live in Mad-town.
Mad-town by Liv August 7, 2004

Charles Town

A small, highway-side town that is largely dominated by the Charles Town Racetrack and Casino, which serves as a hub for all those involved in the horse racing industry, a very tight knit group of people. If your not into horse business, (betting, training, riding, owning, etc.) not much reason to stay. However, exploring the surrounding area offers some gorgeous West Virginia, picturesque, natural lands much loved by outdoors-y types, as well as the beautiful Shannandoah river. Also check out Harpers Ferry, lots of history, exploriing, and hiking around there.
There was hay in the streets, manure smell in the air, and an Applebees. Welcome to Charles Town
Charles Town by Lil' Georgie December 12, 2010