Cinnamon Toast Fuckery

-Something that is so unbelievably insane, supernatural, and/or surreal

-Something that is so confusing that you cannot wrap your head around it.

I went outside and was greeted by a plane crash, followed by a forest fire. That's some cinnamon toast fuckery

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is the mass of the universe?

I have to divide by a letter to get a number. That's some cinnamon toast fuckery

by TheWarHorse100 July 20, 2020

cinnamon toast turntables

a group chat on discord that does weird shit

hey dude i went on cinnamon toast turntables today. Now I can't go escape. Help....

by Luckie 559 February 27, 2021

soggy toast

when the butter is so warm and melted that it makes the toast feel just as good 😩

soggy toast!! aah

by arizo soup March 21, 2022

Wet Toast Eagles

The West Coast Eagles, an AFL team from Perth. They are so shit they are about as strong as a piece of wet toast (which is very fucking weak and useless). They suck.

The Wet Toast Eagles are as rubbish as a wooden sword in Minecraft. I will chug a beer and shit in their mouths mate. Fuck Perth! YEET!

by MinecraftBloke123 May 4, 2023

she toast bud

When something is completely fucked/broken/or any other fucked up way

You look at a board from Home Depot…she toast bud.

by Dominicitah May 8, 2023

sick on toast

Something that is exceptionally amazing or noteworthy.

´That bike is pretty cool´
´Yeh, it´s sick on toast´

by veracity74 September 6, 2009

Clunge on toast

A clunge that is out of action (due to a monthly period) and wearing a sanitary towel or panty liner.

Alex: Did you give her some last night?
Matt: Nah mate, I don't like clunge on toast.

by clungewriter November 6, 2011