Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019

Beef on my ticket

To get really drunk

“Last night I wen to the bar and got beef on my ticket

by Thickthong June 4, 2019

the 5 wish ticket

if people have send one another nudes before they have activated the 5 wish ticket which means each person can ask for nudes 5 times at any time and the other person has to send some

person 1 yo i want to activate the 5 wish ticket
person 2 alright wait a sec *sends a nude*
person 1 thank you

by jackalob May 29, 2020

international titties ticket

a ticket u can send 10 times to ask from 1-10 fotos of a girls titts and the girl has do do this

person 1 sends the international titties ticket
person 2 sends 2 tittie pics
person 1 send more
person 2 sends more nudes

by jackalob May 29, 2020

steamer's ticket

To have sex with someone three times your age plus two
i.e. if you are 18, partner is 56

hey matey, I earned my steamer's ticket last night. I slept with an old bird on a cruise ship after she gave me a tug on the dance floor

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Big Ol’ Thicker

A person either Male/Female/Non-Binary that has become so morbidly obese that they have taken on characteristics of both sexes. Rather a male with amount of fat deposit in breast/bust area, hips, thigh, and buttock. For the female an expanded waistline and stomach area. Creating a box-shape of fat and cellulite. Also the female will carry a front pooch area, otherwise known as a BIF or Butt in Front.

Bro, do you see that Big Ol’ Thicker that dude has Triple G’s he’s gotta way 400 pounds.

Damn she’s a Big Ol’ Thicker, look at that BIF on her. That’s disgusting.

Woah They look so morbidly obese and they are wearing I’ll fitting clothes. Definitely a Big Ol’ Thicker.

by Pudgee October 23, 2020

Elton John tickets

Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.

Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets

by milpool July 11, 2021