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Jesus Club

when a person (usually christian) acts very religious and self righteous, but it seems like it's fake. They seem to try too hard to show people that they go to church and participate.
"you see that girl there? she's goes to church four times a week, sings in the choir, and always goes to youth group." "you know she's a member of the Jesus Club"
by Kronos_Olymparu December 9, 2009
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jesus dan

our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฅต
person: OMG IS THAT THEE JESUS DAN?!?!
me: yes...he daddy
by jesusdanworshipper November 16, 2019
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un-jesus

doing something againt jesus or with satin
you killed 10 people with you toxic spray, that is very un-jesus of you
by Christian Gamer Fanboy ^_^ October 5, 2018
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Hooked on Jesus

crazy church goer
one that takes the longest to testify
She couldnt stay for the movie because she had to go back to church.. Yo she hooked on Jesus
by glorray February 20, 2010
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Jesus Christburger

Extreme confusion or happiness beyond normal words
Jesus Christburger you guys, i have glitter on my dick
by Smokahontus January 3, 2011
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Jesus Louisus

An expansion of jeez Louis. Used in bewilderment or frustration, but normally in a humorous tone.
"Jesus Louisus, how many words are in this urban dictionary!?"

"Will you hurry up? Jesus Louises!"
by Frostkat December 30, 2020
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Disco-Jesus

The epitome of awesome. One who discos with Jesus himself.
Dude that guy is a diehard Disco-Jesus
by Mr. Disco-Jesus himself October 15, 2010
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