The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.
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person 2 : no he is super sweet just give it time
person 1: ok
person 2 : no he is super sweet just give it time
person 1: ok
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