A text sent to someone in the same general area as you, usually to tell or ask them something you can't say out loud.
Guy 1: How was the party last night?
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.
by Katie22 October 23, 2014
Get the Stealth Textmug. Jessica: Tell me a story
Justin: once upon a time,
Justin: there was this guy
Justin: who really liked this girl
Justin: he did his best to win her over
Justin: it didn't work
Justin: so he died
Justin: ..alone.
Jessica: why didn't you just put everything in one text? You are such a text breaker!
Justin: once upon a time,
Justin: there was this guy
Justin: who really liked this girl
Justin: he did his best to win her over
Justin: it didn't work
Justin: so he died
Justin: ..alone.
Jessica: why didn't you just put everything in one text? You are such a text breaker!
by jdaq10 April 14, 2017
Get the text breakermug. verb (esp. of an Asian person)
to walk directly towards another person due to distraction while texting.
to walk directly towards another person due to distraction while texting.
by Denver Wagner November 20, 2014
Get the Kami-textmug. Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.
Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.
by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012
Get the text potatomug. The act of recording one's fart on a smart phone via the record audio icon in the text field, then texting it to an individual or a group for playback.
by Silly Games December 27, 2017
Get the fart textmug. swaying in the middle of the bar focusing all of your energy on the perfect sniper text last hope of a ride before you fall over
by bio_hazard6945 July 13, 2011
Get the sniper textmug. The opposite of a dry text; a juicy text. A text with meaning and value as opposed to a one-word reply.
I thought i was talking to her exclusively, but then I see screenshots of her moist texts with her other buns!
by NotDaShon January 22, 2017
Get the moist textsmug.