Discount Double Text

When you text some one twice before you receive a response to the first text.

"Dan you Discount Double texted Joe Johnson last night"

by Poe@113 September 5, 2012

lost in textation

The awkward part of texting where the context of a conversation is lost without vocal and facial aid. What would normally be a joke or sarcastic comment comes off as an insult.

He got really mad at me so I guess he didn't get the joke. t was definitely lost in textation.

by Steve J August 23, 2014

Testy

Someone who is easy to set off or have very low amounts of patience. You could say something meant as a compliment and they'll flip out regardless.

Guy 1: Dude, ready the fuck up!
Guy 2: It's only been 5 seconds you testy fag.

by bumerhoomorr34 January 31, 2019

drive-by text

when a friend sends you a text message or instant message then does not reply to your response.

Last night Leah passed out after she texted me. I got drive-by texted.

by jsam238 October 17, 2008

tease text

When you lead someone on via text message.

Sal: what are you saying to him?!
Rachel: i'm tease texting him and saying that i want him to drill my vag hahaha
Sal: lmao you're bad

by barnz944 August 17, 2009

Textbang

The act of two or more individuals with cell phones ganging up on another individual with a cell phone by texting them a phrase through consecutively texting one word at a time.

This can also be done with one single word through individual letters.

If successfully pulled off, the victim will receive each text message immediately after reading the previous one.

For a finishing touch, words such as "man" or "dude" can be added minutes after the last word, letter, or punctuation mark.

The victim may receive simultaneous text messages in the following order:

Text 1: You
Text 2: Are
Text 3: A

Text 4: Douchebag
Text 5: ...

*minutes later

Text 5: ..man
Tex 6: !

Used in a sentence:

"Yea dude Felicia was bein' a total bitch so we textbanged the shit out of her while she was in class."

by toastman69 April 1, 2008

text-coward

A person that will send a text message to appologize, break up, cancel at the last minute or say I love you for the first time, while knowing they should just pick up the phone or say it in person.

Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Jessica?".
Gary: "No, what?"
Susan: "Ricky is a text-coward and broke up with her in a text yesterday."

by msuluvr January 19, 2010