diet ranga

a person with blond or light brown hair that could be seen as having orange hair

“have you seen that guy! he’s a ranga!”
i don’t think he’s a ranga, personally, more of a diet ranga”

by bananaboatdododododo March 31, 2022

Diet Coke

the same as something else but worse in every way

guy 1: Hey what's the new kik update?
guy 2: It's just a diet coke Skype

by meme queen 2016 January 17, 2017

Mediterranean Diet

Eating ass on your lunch break

I am meeting the neighbor on lunch. I am on a Mediterranean diet.

by Jank from State Farm January 12, 2022

Kovine Diet

A diet where you eat only vegan foods, specifically leafy greens, but you must drink 1-2 bottles of beer every day. (About 24 fluid oz.); this is based off of the diet cows used for kobe beef are on.

“Did you see Jacky? Apparently he’s on that Kovine diet now.”

by Pantapoon June 20, 2018

Grief Diet

When you lose a lot of weight because you are sad and can't eat. Depression of someone dying has killed your appetite and you have lost weight

Did you see Karen she is so thin. I think Karen went on a grief diet after her husband left her. She looks great.

by jimmyolsenblues April 29, 2011

diet blumpkin

A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.

Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.

by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021

diet water

some stupid meme that makes no sense

this is the stupidest meme
whats the meme
"diet water"
oh wow thats stupid

by man im dead August 24, 2020