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Strawberry Smurf

Originated by the Penny Arcade strip "Prefanity", "Strawberry Smurf" is some perverse term involving arbitrary sexual acts, necrophilia, and gnomes. This can include any form of Gnome, whether it be from Warcraft, D&D, or just an exceptionally short person in real life.
Last night I decided to roll an alt on Moon Guard and check out what was going on in Goldshire. Some Gnome chick asked me to give her a Strawberry Smurf. I logged immediately.
Strawberry Smurf by Ixielsturm August 4, 2009

strawberry jam 

When you floss so vigorously that when you spit, it is tinted red, due to the blood from flossing.
strawberry jam by veganichispanic January 2, 2018

Strawberry Cheesecake 

A strawberry cheesecake is when someone cums inside a girl on her period.
Damn you should of seen the strawberry cheesecake I gave to Sam.

Strawberry Swirl 

When you're getting a chick from behind, pull out, and spit on her back when she turns around punch her in the face and ejackulate on her face mixing the blood and semen its called a strawberry swirl.
there's no way i could sample this.
Strawberry Swirl by Ricky Lambert December 3, 2004

strawberry blonde 

a nice way of describing one of the worst shades of ginger
ginger people's hair often turns this colour when they attempt to dye it blonde
"wow you have weird light ginger hair"
"its strawberry blonde!!!!!!!!!"
strawberry blonde by ja123 June 16, 2009

Strawberry creampie 

when your girlfriend is giving you a blow job and then just before you cum you punch her in the mouth making he bleed into a glass then you cum into that glass and it looks like a strawberry cream pie
I gave my girlfriend a "strawberry creampie" last night