Scratch Team

A group from MIT and underpaid Indians that control the entirety of Scratch. They are sensitive man-children that ban a nigga for posting their personal opinion on a political matter (Abortion debate is allowed because why not lul). Criticism of BLM, LGBT, the terrible moderation, mentioning other social media, or using words like 'crap' or 'damn'. You get the point. Since scratch is family friendly, Scratch Team actively pisses on creators and pieces of work that might've took days to make.

New User: I might try this scratch thing to get a head start on programming
Banned User: Don't do that you're gonna waste your time
New User: How come? I've heard scratch is great in my school, alot of people use it
Banned User: Scratch is controlled by a overly sensitive group of manchildren called Scratch Team
New User: Ok and?
Banned User: I got banned for saying the LGBT community has problems that should be fixed
New User: Well, that's just an opinion, not ban worthy
Banned User: They also banned my friend for saying 'Damn' on his own project
New User: What should I do?
Banned User: Use python.

by Yuri Nation July 24, 2022

screw scratch

AKA: hicky produced by sucking on the neck with the intent of putting him/her in da mood.

When a screw scratch is visible, it leads me to conclude that someone got some!

by KMM September 26, 2005

nigga scratch

when you get stabbed and manage to survive and walk away with just a cut

dude that crazy bitch nigga scratched me

by Dumbrazza May 21, 2008

toasted throat scratcher

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty

shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'

by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000 June 11, 2009

fur of the cat that scratched me

smoking some marijuana to cure the effects of having smoked too much the night before.

I feel better now that i have had some fur of the cat that scratched me.

by big phat phart June 7, 2015

strategery

The key to George W. Bush's presidency. Used by janky strategerists.

Dude: "How would you sum up your campaign in one word Mr. Bush?"
Bush: "Strategery"

by big Al February 3, 2003

Strategic Shitting

Verb

The act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. The best strategic shits are those that go unnoticed.

After a superb strategic shitting play outside of Sam's bedroom, all Larry could do was sit back and wait.

by Uncle Larry October 15, 2006