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smoke screen

n. also known as a cop cleaner, "smoke screen" is the term used to describe a speeding vehicle that one follows at a distance and uses as a shield against pesky law enforcement. (May also be used as a verb)
"Ah a fresh smoke screen. Thank goodness, I was running behind."
"Man, I totally smoke screened those cops back there."
by chagrin94 September 19, 2005
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screenior citizen

An person who spends all their time in front of the TV or Computer (screens).
1. Ugh, my 15 year old sister is such a screenior citizen, she's always on facebook.

2. Q: Hey, should i make a Myspace account?
A: No way! It's full of screenior citizens!
by frakenzie January 10, 2011
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California Screendoor

Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.
I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!
by Sukikeri August 28, 2010
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vajeen screen

A photograph of a vagina, primarily in reference to one viewed on a mobile phone or computer.
Dude, somebody needs to tell Jenny to stop sending vajeen screens to every guy she meets.
by MoosyMarinara October 23, 2017
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screen-shotted

The result of taking a screen shot, action of taking screen shot

'when someone's webcam freezes and they are stuck in a funny position, you screen-shotted them to use for blackmail'
'When someone's webcam freezes and they are stuck in a funny position, you screen-shotted them to use for blackmail'
by swarkster June 4, 2014
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Screen looking

The act of cheating by kids usually 13 or younger in a split screen game mode such as games black ops or modern warfare, usually by faghots named Jacob.
Jumping around like a fucking monkey & shooting before sight into rooms and hallways. He is screen looking
by Anthony7 September 3, 2013
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screen

"Screen" means someone's face
"damn man, yr girl be havin' ass and tits than a muffuk, but damn, that *screen* is all 'hhhhhwhat!?!?!'"
by Ricky August 19, 2004
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