Splattery

To overly compliment someone else's fecal output.

Man, I know I'm the king of dumps but I wish you'd stop the splattery.

by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026

sidewalk splatterer

A person who committed suicide.

She looks so depressed, she is on her way to being a sidewalk splatterer.

by Child Ish February 21, 2009

whip-splatter

The splatter that erupts from a can of whipped cream

when the final ounces are sprayed out.

Troy didn't know the can of whipped cream was almost empty.

He was disappointed when only whip-splatter sprayed accross his
plate of waffles.

by TKC and T-Bone December 31, 2009

V-Splitter

A penile shaft with exceptionally enormous girth, the vaginal walls simply split. Thus making the birth canal a "slip n slide" for exiting babies.

That guy has a v-splitter. I hear Jane couldn't walk for a week!

by Ballsmclongcock May 30, 2014

cheek splitter

When an individuals weenier is so big, it's splits the bum cheeks as it enters.

Wow, that niggas cock is a cheek splitter.

by swagmarie September 20, 2014

coin slotting

A derogatory word for asians referring to their thin-coin-slot like eyes.

"you see that guy over there?"

"the one whose Coin slotting?"
"yeah the asian one"

by The incredibly offensive child March 11, 2016

Log Splitter

While banging a chick , stick your thumb up her ass , she then takes a shit and your thumb splits her poo logs

Yoooo , chaboi about to give this broad the Log Splitter tonight

by Wex tonerich May 9, 2018