A sexual position in which one party is lying on their back and their partner is straddling one leg while balancing the other leg on their shoulder. AKA a partner stretch.
by Tittles77 June 12, 2021
Get the Taiwanese Splitmug. When are too angry and about to explode into somebody or a group of people and can’t just bear it but if you exploded out may be it won’t be good as may cause a lot
Speaker 1: Man I wanna kill Mary she broke up with me yesterday and she is acting normal right now ... I can remember also when she ....
Speaker 2: Man split bombs and let’s have a cool drink right now
Speaker 2: Man split bombs and let’s have a cool drink right now
by The killer zone December 30, 2020
Get the Split Bombsmug. Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
Get the split parsonalitymug. The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.
Person A: I just hit a deer.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
by Chuck80 December 6, 2011
Get the split brainingmug. by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022
Get the Chocolate Banana Splitmug. The act of pre-splitting one long graduation line into two separate lines, prior to everyone losing their minds.
by Ekim Snilloc May 8, 2019
Get the Splittedmug. When you and your friend really want some good quality action and take a platano, throw whip cream on it and ENJOY it in many different ways IYKWIM!!!!!
Hey what are you doing today?
nothing. you wanna do something?
sure. how about a platano split?
Sounds great. ill bring a platanero to use the platano and we can have A TON OF FUN!
nothing. you wanna do something?
sure. how about a platano split?
Sounds great. ill bring a platanero to use the platano and we can have A TON OF FUN!
by Platanero IYKWIM! June 28, 2009
Get the Platano Splitmug.