cock-sucker

one who loves the cock

but my tubby husband here loooves the cock

by juilo March 20, 2003

soccer world cup

Something that you don't see very often.
just every 4 years

that bitch is like the world cup.

by !important April 12, 2003

suckerbait

Another word for SPAM.
"There's a sucker born every minute!"
Spoken by a banker named David Hannum: incorrectly attributed to P.T. Barnum (1810-91).

One of my e-mail programs became so daily-loaded with junk that we stopped using it. I opened a new account...leaving the old one to soon-enough suffocate in 250MB of suckerbait.

by Glen D. Lovelace April 21, 2005

soccernate

to pretend to have sexual intercourse with Salad Fingers

Betty: What did you do last night?
Phylis: I soccernated at your parent's house with your cat.

by George Sand April 18, 2008

sockeye salmon

very similiar to the flailing salmon but the sex is anal rather than vaginal.

After years of perfecting the Flailing Salmon, Jim finally got up enough nerve to try the Sockeye Salmon. He dropped more loads than UPS.

by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

Shocker Muppet

individual who meets the definition of Muppet, but needs the extra stimulation of the shocker to wake the the fuck up.

"Tammy is such a dumb cunt"

"yep, she's a shocker muppet for sure"

by n0tU July 24, 2010

Sockarcass

The single sock carcass left in your laundry after washing and drying a matching pair of socks.

I went to the laundromat to wash my clothes, and when I was done I had 3 sockarcasses with no matching sock. They are nowhere to be found.

by mommylonglegs February 6, 2013