Shower Cock

An impressively large penis sufficient to hold its own when viewed by one's peers in the shower.

'S'truth that bloke has some serious shower cock!'

'If you're going to bathe in those hot springs you'll need a decent shower cock if you don't want to be laughed at.'

'I won't walk right for a week - he was packing some monstrous shower cock.'

by StrangelySane November 14, 2012

Shower Poodle

The mat of hair that collects on a shower drain.

Water was pooling up in the tub so I scooped the shower poodle out to let it drain.

by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012

Showerbowl

Where a person smokes a bowl and jumps right into the shower after.

Bro, I did a showerbowl last night and it felt so relaxing.

by gabzillatron November 15, 2011

shower adjuster

A person who thinks he/she knows what's good for your happiness and comfort. As if you need to be told when you're too hot, hungry, etc.

Mike, I'm not too warm! I want to keep my coat on! You don't need to be my shower adjuster.

by capryl May 18, 2013

shower rush hour

The time of day when there is a large amount of surrounding neighbors in urban area using the same pooled source of shared water supply. Usually the people using their water supply at this time experience low water pressure.

I hate it when I wake up in the morning and I start taking a shower during shower rush hour and I can't rinse the shampoo out of my hair.

by JBowe aka ChillaxinDrunk January 27, 2014

Shower friend

A friends with benefits you exclusively shower with , no sexual contact just a shower ...

I have a shower friend for Fridays

by XchickenwingX March 1, 2014

shower grenade

When an object(bottle of shampoo, bar of soap, toothbrush, etc.) falls on the floor during a shower and the sound seems to be amplified by 100+ decibels.

Fresh out the shower and shower grenade.

Woke up the whole house shower grenade.

by Its Just Life May 9, 2014