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Smurfing

Person 1:"I smurfed your mum last night after we had an argument"
Person 2: " I didn't know you liked smurfing!"
by DaddySmurf69 November 23, 2021
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Will smurf

Will smurf is a legendary man whom you see once a century under a full moon. Will smurf was an exiled smurf because he had powers no other smurf had, the powers are unknown to man kind but people think it is mind control because people all ways join his cult once a century the newest joining mass is on the 5 of June 2023
by Leo robb stalker June 3, 2023
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Smurfed

The act of being drunk and high as fuck at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.
I was so smurfed I cockblocked myself.
by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019
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Smurf

A word retrieved from a children's cartoon that can be used as any type of word in the enlish language... is very popular word to use when it is innapropriate to swear. But can also be used to just really confuse random passersby.

It is most effective when combined in one sentence.
Smurf you mother smurfer.

Man that chick is pretty darn smurf.

I was so smurfed when I finally got done with my work.

I had to smurf all the way to school.

She smurfly walked away.

I felt very smurfy when i smurfly smurfed all the smurfing way to smurf!
by Vicky-T14 February 22, 2011
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Smurfed

While using a porta-potty, the blue water splashes up on your ass.
I just got smurfed in the porta-potty.
by Skinflick October 29, 2020
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Smurf Spit

Smurf spit is when you get blue food coloring dye and drip it down the hole of your penis. Then you jack off and cum and it's blue. Hence smurf spit.
Damn, Jacob dripped a little to much, his smurf spit was really blue.
by EconomyHFX November 11, 2015
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Smurf

by Fleahotbag March 14, 2021
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