Shizenbergza

1. When you take a massive shit.

2. When you are extremely shocked

Shizenbergza is also the name of a song from an artist by the name iansostoop

1. I took a shizenbergza after eating Taco bell, My dog took a shizenbergza on my bed!

2. What the shizenbergza is that!

by 👣👅 October 17, 2021

Godzilla Sized Hearts

The biggest heart that can be named when you are telling someone you love them. See heart.

He Godzilla sized hearts you.

by PyroDak April 4, 2008

prostitute sized gap

An over sized hole in a glass smoking device, most often a water pipe. So large it waste much of the substance being smoked.

Half my burn just got pulled through your prostitute sized gap. Get a bowl with a smaller hole.

by SALMON CREEK ANGLER July 11, 2009

Grandpa Smile

When somebody smiles like a grandpa with no dentures in.

CC: Dude your grandpa smile is disturbing me.
Adrian: Oh, sorry, I'll stop smiling...
Natausha: Dude your Smile is scaring children.

by bekkuhkidd February 28, 2011

Social Smile

1. Smiling for the sake of not looking sad, even if you're doing/feeling nothing.

2. A smile made by a baby in response to sounds/sights/etc. of things it likes.

1. Any politician's smile.

2. "Honey! Our baby just did her first social smile!"

by smsman August 15, 2011

Costco Size Mistake

An action or judgment that leaves you with a large amount of an unusable or undesired item.

I made a costco size mistake buying the 50 pack of the wrong razor blades.

by chixdigit September 20, 2011

Joker Smile

When a man "cock slaps" another person on both sides of their face. Leaving two lines up their face, resembling the smile of the joker from Batman.

I think that girl that had those bruises on her cheeks got a joker smile.

by C.L.C. October 25, 2011