Scum smart

A person who is already identified as scum, but has an uncanny ability to retain knowledge relevant to criminal activities such as claiming benefits fraudulently and convince others they are right and justified to have them

You have to be scum smart to live in the slums and still afford a Mercedes and designer gear.

by Stormtrooper in Stilettos June 15, 2023

SMART

Acronym for “Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport,” the special classified top secret pet project of Guantanamo Rick, the reptilian Sadist Governor of Florida.

Mum’s the word with regard to the SMART situation involving asylum-seekers unfolding in California this morning that is clearly the ingenious spawn of Governor DeSatanic.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

Michael Smart

Bro where do we START? Michael Smart, also known as Michelangelo Bigbrain, is known as a very special man. One might say he is the MOST special man. Fuming, yes. Tall, no. Sassiness? Absolutely, 100%. Bepis *burps vivaciously*. Oops sorry I was in the middle of a definition. *Farts violently for 90 minutes* oh god im having gas problems, i should probably stop writing this definition and go to the washroom. Oh shit, it's coming out of my ass. Oh fuck I just shat in my chair. Oh God, make it stop. Please, have mercy.

*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.

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George: What do you think of the current geopolotical situation of the Rohyngas in Myanmar?

Kyle: Michael Smart

by PooPooPeePeeDooDooCheck November 26, 2021

ABC Smart Drugs

ABC is Adderall before Concerta Smart Drugs. Adderall and similar neurotransmitter releasers (Methamphetamine, Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, Propylhexedrine HCl, Adipex, Phentermine, 2-Fluoromethamphetamine, 3-FMA) before Concerta and other reuptake inhibitors (Ritalin, Methylphenidate, Ethylphenidate, EPH, Wellbutrin, Caffeine, 4-Fluoromethylphenidate, 4F-MPH, 4F-EPH).

Tony: I took 20mg of Adderall 4 hours before taking 15mg of 4F-MPH. This is what I call anti-ADHD focus and ABC Smart Drugs.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 2, 2025

REAL SMART CAN'T

Aspirations thwarted by classification from the REAL SMART CANT.

I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

secret smart

What teachers tell students with adhd and other learning disabilities to make them feel better

“We don’t think your trying your best we know your secret smart”

by Juliet Chambers August 29, 2021

Smarted

When thou is both smart and retarded.

Kalli was smarted when she ran into a door

by Newwordeveryidea December 18, 2018