Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

Slow Body

Meaning something is slow, dumb, or stupid.

Okay slow body

by gloforre July 17, 2025

Slow bug

When someone does something dumb

You slow bug

by Oranges15162 December 1, 2020

surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.

"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."

by treyweeezay November 16, 2013

Slow Getter Upper

A person or animal who slowly gets up in the morning.

Jo is a Slow Getter Upper.

by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024

Slow 90s

We all know that the 90s was the best years ever so if you have Slow 90s ur pretty lame lmao

You have a Slow 90s

by The90s May 10, 2019

Slow moving glacier

When you pull out and blow your load right at the top of her arse crack and slowly watch its work it’s way down. Like a slow moving glacier.

I went hard at her doggy before pulling out and creating a slow moving glacier

by KiwiJK November 8, 2017