Simpcell

Someone who is a cross between an incell and a simp.

“Bro, Mason is such a simpcell. He literally loves Jessica but blames women for not being able to get laid.”

by Bokuto’s Yummy Toes May 1, 2022

simpseeker

This is an individual who purposely flaunts their god given assets or abilities to draw the opposite sex in. Once they get the simp's attention, they will exploit them for any type of gain. A simpseeker shall not be confused with an attention whore because the only thing an attention whore wants to gain is attention. A simpseeker wants something in return.

-danithedame

Johnny: "you talk to the new girl?"
Eric: "nahh i heard she's a simpseeker"

by DanitheDame June 27, 2022

Simpcel

When you want pussy so much you lie about other guys to a girl.

“Ethan was being such a simpcel while telling emily lies about jack”

by CreamGod July 8, 2022

Simpie

That one transgender girl that makes Friday Night Funkin covers on YouTube and also is very sexual most of the time. She also E-dates on Discord alot.

Did you hear Simpie got a new Boyfriend on Discord?

by FrøstXD May 5, 2022

Simple Addition

The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.

Friend: "4+1 = 4"
Me: "wtf, can you not do simple addition?"

by Chaarons May 17, 2022

Simple

Not very intelligent; a person who has difficulty learning things ;lacking in knowledge or expertise

Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'

Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.

*friend slips forward attempting to cross motorway and faces head on with a lorry, sending Him 50 metres horizontally

Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!

by Danii.j_ May 20, 2022

Simper

Sarno

Sarno is a Simper

by Not_Shrine August 15, 2022