simp

It's you, you're the definition of the word simp. You are the biggest simp known to man, do not deny it you know it is true.

You cannot escape your pain

You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.

deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?

why? Because you are a simp.

egirl6942: OMG thank you big_hot_spunk_hunk for the 300$ dollar donation!!
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises

by chill#7187 July 6, 2020

Simp

A person who chooses a female person over the boys, even on a saturday.

Person 1: Davis is such a simp for choosing molly over the boys!
Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.

by SwagMasta42069 April 27, 2020

simp

Someone who will go through far lengths to please a girl, mainly to get laid.

Damn man, he's a simp

by ayyhoe May 7, 2020

Simp

An unwise man who clings to a girl whom he likes for attention.

Dude everybody don't call Luke and Tristan simps! (Don't you understand?) At least Tristan got lotta hoes online, and Luke just broke up with Maya! Look at Mirza.

by The best definition inventor February 17, 2020

SIMP

S.I.M.P is squirrels in my pants a song sung by Candace in the show Phineas and Ferb

I love that song SIMP

by Dicklover16 December 16, 2019

Simp

Charlie G. Galloway

Falls in love way to fast and will drop the homies and go with the hoes.
Charlie G. Galloway simpin

You are you are my favorite

by Simpin November 13, 2019

Simp

Someone who is an alpha male and thumbs up comments in the group chat

Morgan is a simp

by Simpmeistergeneral February 4, 2020