Sheffield bidet

The act of washing one’s arse in a puddle after taking a shit outside.

Ashley did a Sheffield bidet after shitting in a car park.

by Mrs Miggins September 10, 2024

Shelfing

(v) the act of stretching your foreskin over top of a food (example: grape) and then eating it after

How many times do I have to tell you to stop shelfing without waiting a week without showering first.

by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025

Sharfing

The act of shitting and barfing at the same time

Omg, I’ve been so sick, I’ve been sharfing all damn day.

by Tooshoes January 24, 2026

shepffeur

n. a person who acts as both a chauffer and a shepherd.
v. to chauffer and shepherd

Many parents are also shepffeurs as they have to drive their kids around while also being responsible for shepherding their kids to become good adult humans.

by Henry and Sveta January 30, 2026

Shelf Zombies

A person who stares aimlessly at a shelf at a supermarket without selecting anything. They sometimes block the isle by putting their trolley in the centre.

Look, there are some shelf zombies there.

by robolizerd1 February 1, 2026

Serf’d

To have one’s original content stolen (primarily on X) by a larger account who then proceeds to go viral on said content

“I can’t believe I spent an entire hour on that video and he totally Serf’d it and got 2.5 million views. He’s going to make a fat X payout on MY CONTENT.”

by PubWanghaf February 15, 2026

shelfquesting

The act of wandering a grocery store on an increasingly desperate mission to locate an obscure or rarely-purchased item that could be shelved in any of a dozen unrelated sections. Often ends in frustration, an existential crisis, or the discovery that the item was right behind you the whole time.

I needed maraschino cherries, I spent 20. Minutes shelfquesting and struck out

by Shelfquester April 20, 2025