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Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.
The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021
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V shaped guy

A guy with a V shaped torso.
If you're a U shaped guy, you're fucked, because you're not a V shaped guy.
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021
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Manchin-shamed

When you shame someone for not supporting a progressive policy Joe Manchin supports
"I Manchin-shamed Mark for not supporting the PRO Act."
by HunterAndVansh4Eva April 19, 2021
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Table shamed

When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.
I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.
by gufpirat November 11, 2021
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Back Seated

Back seated or Back Seating is Where a person or more continuously “Talk” and leaves one person without input to say anything.

It also can mean sitting in the back of a vehicle.
1. Random friend: so there was this fish
Me: yeah an-
Other Random friend:oh that's cool
Me: uh-
Random friend: yeah it was cool

Me: hehe y-
Other friend: so you gu-
Me: motherfucker let me talk you both are Back seating me.

2. me: hey dude let’s go on a road trip

Random friend: awesome i’m gonna Back Seated the entire way.

3. I don't know why I couldn't talk the entire time it's like they Back Seated me.

4.hold on guys I need in my car I think I left something in the Back Seating.
by EpRBS March 20, 2022
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Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022
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P-Shaped body

Someone who has big boobs.

can also be paired with a lowercase d if they have a big ass, too. (dP)
“Damn, look at that girl’s boobs!”
“Yeah, she’s got a total P-shaped body!”
by Anon.23 :) September 11, 2022
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