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Staggering Pirate

A sexual act, in which, the male is having sex with the female doggy-style and pretends to cum. When the female turns back to inspect the male shoots his ejaculate into her eye, then kicks her in the shin. The male then proceeds to run as he is chased by the female AKA the staggering pirate.
Dude whats up with your chick's eye?" "Oh she is just recovering from that staggering pirate I gave her last week.
by BongHeadDude July 17, 2011
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Swagger

When you wear two shirts at one time.
SPEAKER 1:John is wearing a plain white tee and a Ohio State shirt - AT THE SAME TIME!

SPEAKER 2: That's swagger
by Bananaberry101 March 3, 2010
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Swagger

The asian gangster of Stony Brook University. He swags from side to side, always sporting a yankee cap and sunglasses. He lives in the commuter lounge of the library and stalks people.
Show your swagger!!!
by sexypimpbabe December 9, 2008
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Swaggerful

A person that understands the ground rules of having swag. This person can use swag in any sentence and still make sense.
Foo she rode on a giraffe, that's swaggerful.

Man swag on swag on swag, that foo is the definition of swaggerful!
by Alicia M July 1, 2011
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Slaggery

a girl who gets licked out almost everyday at the age of 14
Cassie Morgan is pure slaggery
by ShylahCarey July 14, 2019
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Snagger

Snagger is short for snakob daggerman
"You are being a snagger today snakob daggerman"
by Tealeman November 28, 2019
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Strat Swagger

Similar to its coined root term "Swagger" which is defined as the certain manner in which someone conducts themselves in both walk, talk, and general style; "Strat Swagger" may be used in place of "Swagger", given the following conditions are present: A) The individual being referred to as having "Strat Swagger" must have a not too severe to be dangerous, but severe enough to be noticeable attraction to underage members of the opposite sex. B) Younger members of the opposite sex must have a not too severe to be dangerous, but severe enough to be noticeable attraction to them. C) They must maintain at all times a level of energy noticeably higher than any other person in the room at one time. D) They must enjoy at least a handful of songs which they listen to publically from every single genre of music in existence. E) They must either own, or want to own subwoofers in their personal vehicle so as other people may be given warning of their approach. F) 95% of their Facebook profile pictures must have been taken candidly from a crazy party or dance event. G) They must go to college and love the college scene.
"Wow, the DJ of this party is crazy! Can you see the level of strat swagger in his walk?
by merristrain November 10, 2009
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