drake seat

Drake means like cool so drake seat is like the best sear

Anthony: I call the Drake Seat! *gets shotgun*

by Makian6 July 26, 2022

Three to a seat is sweet

Implications of a sex between three people. three people to a seat.

Three to a seat is sweet.

by Fatale_tale February 15, 2023

Arthur’s Seat

A nickname for a threesome for when you’re in Edinburgh.

They hiked Arthur’s Seat all night in Pollock Halls.

by chrisheynjr February 12, 2024

Ejection Seating

The intentional, passive-aggressive act of behaving in a sudden, eccentric, or highly unappealing manner (often via text or on a date) to force the other person to end the relationship or ghost you first, thereby avoiding the uncomfortable responsibility of initiating the breakup.

Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.

"I didn't hear back after my last date, but I think I just got ejection seated—he suddenly started sending me three-page manifestos about his theories on ancient aliens."

"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."

"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."

by Aura Lucia October 30, 2025

Thachery seating

Highest customer seating in a comic book store event. Most often used in the northwest and some along the east coast.

Damnit, I wanted the thachery seating at this event. I'm the best customer they ever had so I deserve it.

by Yarkanarnar May 11, 2024

Seat Pickle

A dildo with a suction cup, primarily used when sitting on a hard chair.

Did Rachel forget the Seat Pickle? I can’t sit on the hard restaurants booths without one.

by Ruckus Rawson September 11, 2023

Seat Gripper

A shit so big you have to grab the sides of the toilet to push it out.

Mike: Dude, are you okay?
Ed: Yeah, that bastard was so big, and wasn’t coming out, I had to hold on for dear life just to give birth to that monstrosity.

Mike: Oh, you experienced a seat gripper!!
Ed: I see you speak from experience.

by FergusMcCloud May 5, 2019