An elaborate way to rank girls which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:
(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
by Tahm May 17, 2008
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Person 1: "What was she on the Clydesdale Scale?"
Person 2: "What the F' is the Clydesdale Scale?"
Person 1: "That's when you see how many Clydesdales it takes to rip her face off!"
Person 2: "What the F' is the Clydesdale Scale?"
Person 1: "That's when you see how many Clydesdales it takes to rip her face off!"
by huckinator June 19, 2004
Get the clydesdale scale mug.1-Hideous, you can't stand looking at them and is just awful looking and unattractive.
1 1/2-Still not good looking but close to being almost just ugly. For a 1 1/2 means a lot.
2-Monster
3-You just don't find them attractive and can't help the way you feel. 3 is a harsh rating but usually easy to get over.
4-Just plain ugly
5-Average, may be slightly good looking but long way
5 1/2-So close to getting past average
6-Cute, they don't make you horny.
7-Attractive but doesn't make you sexually driven.
8-Hot
9-Sexy
10-You find them completely SEXY! You would have sexual relations with them.
1 1/2-Still not good looking but close to being almost just ugly. For a 1 1/2 means a lot.
2-Monster
3-You just don't find them attractive and can't help the way you feel. 3 is a harsh rating but usually easy to get over.
4-Just plain ugly
5-Average, may be slightly good looking but long way
5 1/2-So close to getting past average
6-Cute, they don't make you horny.
7-Attractive but doesn't make you sexually driven.
8-Hot
9-Sexy
10-You find them completely SEXY! You would have sexual relations with them.
by tamtam27 October 23, 2010
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verb with obj. to wrongfully assign the responsibility for something bad to (someone or something) instead of owning it : incorrectly|blame|
verb with obj. to wrongfully assign the responsibility for something bad to (someone or something) instead of owning it : incorrectly|blame|
by SofaKingWutt February 16, 2012
Get the scapen mug.An individual, group or country singled out for unmerited negative treatment or blame; then accepting the blame, and overly going along with the plan against them to the point of looking like a dick.
Xest: If you look at what happened with the DRM fiasco, we had Don insulting his customers...
UnknowingFool: Or maybe Mattrick was a scapegoat and was doing what he was told to do.
Xest: It's hard to imagine Mattrick was a scapegoat given that he implicated himself by defending so rabidly the DRM policies in interviews to the extent of insulting customers. I very much doubt his orders were "Don, go make a dick of yourself in public". I'm pretty sure he managed that all by himself.
NFN_NLN: I think we can all agree we've coined the new term: "scapedick" :)
Crowd: Mattrick was such a scapedick on the XBoxOne DRM issue.
UnknowingFool: Or maybe Mattrick was a scapegoat and was doing what he was told to do.
Xest: It's hard to imagine Mattrick was a scapegoat given that he implicated himself by defending so rabidly the DRM policies in interviews to the extent of insulting customers. I very much doubt his orders were "Don, go make a dick of yourself in public". I'm pretty sure he managed that all by himself.
NFN_NLN: I think we can all agree we've coined the new term: "scapedick" :)
Crowd: Mattrick was such a scapedick on the XBoxOne DRM issue.
by Anonymous Coward 1288712 July 27, 2013
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