heart surgery

something that i hope i won't have to get

My body has been feeling weird lately for 6 weeks with short breath and chest pain. I am concerned about heart failure and if i need heart surgery.

by jarsubo January 9, 2026

Performative suffering

People who try to use suffering as moral leverage, even while they are currently not suffering themselves, or the suffering is of their own doing.

"Did you hear Bill whining about his issues with women?"

"Didn't he cheat on his girlfriend last Saturday? He can't be serious. This is just performative suffering."

by smms0001 February 24, 2026

Blippi surgery

When you swap a 37 year olds brain with a 10 year olds brain

Doctor: ok Stevin, we are going to do a blippi surgery on you

by ComTruise445 March 29, 2026

thumb reduction surgery

a term often used when having a thumb war. when your thumb is unnaturally larger than most peoples thumbs. Its what you choose to get when you are self concience about the freakishly large phalangie on your hand so you decide to "size it down". can also be used as a term to put down someone elses large hands.

dude seriously? yo mammas hands so big she needed some thumb reduction surgery!

by slyflyingninja January 13, 2011

Buckeye Bung Surgery

More commonly known as Anal retread procedure, is the surgery required by all Ohio State fans after The Game today. Buckeye Bung Surgery is usual sought by patients due to lack of anal elasticity. Failure to have procedure will cause rogue turds failing from you anus and a very unhappy lover. Go Blue.

Zachs asshole is so blown out after The Game today his boyfriend will surely be scheduling a a Buckeye Bung Surgery appointment.

by HFP06 November 26, 2016

life of suffering

A life of suffering is a point of view on ones life to the point of where they see no purpose left. These people may come off as depressed or suicidal, or even think of themselves a fuck up on this earth. Their troubles could be caused by breaking the law, drugs, or just being too much of a pussy to say anything to the girl of their dreams. These people generally do not accept help easily.

Friend: I heard from someone that you may be depressed

You: You're right I just am living my life of suffering

by S_X May 1, 2018

Sweet Potato Surgery

When you create an incision on a yam/sweet potato an eat from the cut

Hey do you want mashed sweet potatoes or do sweet potato surgery?

by yeetboi396 March 5, 2018