stoned

just get a gravity bong (you wont cough, dont worry you beginers) and take 5 fat hits right after another. you will KNOW what "stoned" is.

breathe in the air, hold it in like youre holding your breath, and keep it like that until your brain starts feeling funny, you are now stoned

by rob June 27, 2003

stone

a single piece of crack

take these five stones and bring a nigga back a 100

Scarface - The Fix
Guess who's back?

by chuckie May 13, 2005

Stone Fox

A sweet lady who is incredibly sexy, classy and probably out of your league. She's might be unattainable, but if you could, you would treat her right.

Ilya: Did you see that girl in class?

Brian: Catherine Peterson?
Ilya: she's a stone fox.
Brian: I know.

by Mcclurr May 21, 2012

just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned

He'll understand

Press Z or R twice!

by The Pimp March 5, 2004

matt stone

The co-creator of the TV show "South Park," who has excelled at making racial, ethnic, and other mean-spirited humor socially acceptable among young people. A man of questionable talent, he produces low quality animation with poor dialogue to titillate the gross fantasies of teens and overgrown kids.

If Matt Stone couldn't make fun of racial, ethnic, and religious minorities and retarded people, he wouldn't have any jokes left.

by racistssuck120 August 20, 2009

philosphers stone

A form of truffle-like magic mushroom, legal in most countries

Have you got any philosophers stones?

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

stoned

the point past high were some may feel unconfortable but others (like me) like to be. being high is cool but being stoned is fuckin great

i got stoned before the football game and durring and after. our team lost but i was to stoned to watch it.
afterwords i went to a party and got stoned again stayed high all night stoned alot and passed out after coming home and finishing the icecream. (btw im high now)

by Weedman and Zig Zag October 13, 2007