Vancouver Steamer

Defecating on a females chest and then making the sound of the clock in Gas Town Vancouver.

" I don't think she'll be calling, I gave her the Vancouver Steamer"

by Vancouver_guy March 11, 2010

pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express

when you go out on the town and have a big night on the wild turkey and gas. you end up running into the billopotamus you had an unnexpected affair with back in the sixties. you get to chatting and find yourself back into the same position as you were back in the sixties. when you end up back at her place giving her the fist in the ass of a life time to the beat of the locomotion. all for the greater good of her severe constipation. on point of her climax you release your fist from her ass and she relieves her steaming feices all over your chest. picking up the biggest solidist piece of shit in the pile and she procedes to entertain hersellf masturbating the biggest piece of feices and finally cumming all over the fieces on your chest.

i went on a bucks party the other night and ended up having a pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express. it was horrible because she had aids and her periods along with down syndrome.

by midge101 July 27, 2010

stanley steamer

when a man takes a dump in a vaccume and sucks it in and hits the eject button onto partners face

George: Bob gave a stanley steamer to veronica

by jefforey mclongshaft May 10, 2011

Steamer

A filthy pervert with a thatch roof for hair and brittle legs. And it's always his round at the pub.

"Where's Steamer? It's his f**kin' round again.."

by Andrew Swane May 23, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

an unusual act performed by two lovers where the girl craps on the guys chest.

GIRL: baby i LOOVVEED the movie tonight...and im not tired at ALL...whaddya wana do? hmm?
GUY: POOP ON ME! DO IT RIGHT NOW BITCH!!!

GIRL: uhmm...uhhh what??
GUY: THATS RIGHT I SED DO IT NOW BITCH!! WORK THAT OL' CLEVELAND STEAMER!!! *CONSTIPATED NOISE*

by NAHOTONI March 14, 2010

bum steer

Used to discribe something stupid, idiotic,overrated and/or something/one that cheats. 95% of the time refering to University of Texas.

Andrew: UT is the greatest!
Jenny: Are you kidding me, they have a bum steer of a women's basket ball team. Baylor beats them every year.

by Darth_`Eowyn November 2, 2006

San Antonio Steamer

To have a bath with a girl and have a turd in there. If the girl discovers that you have let one go in the bath you punch her.

i was having a romantic bath with my girl when suddenly a really needed a shit but i didn't want to ruin the moment i was having with her by saying so. so i tried to sly one out but she noticed so i lamped her one, she loved it.

She now loves San Antonio Steamers regularly and i try to suprise her every time.

by Twizzle5454 February 16, 2009