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Stalker Song

A song that is on your iPod, that you don't actually like that much. When your music is on shuffle, it always pops up and plays; as if it's a stalker.
Man, I was listening to my iPod and that Jonas Brother song kept playing. I really need to delete it from my playlist. It's such a stalker song.
by yellowkiss July 12, 2010
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Stalkerville

The game that most chicks like to play between Cityville and Castleville. Answering Messages, chating, or generally flirting with guys that like them.
He: Have you been playing Stalkerville again today?
She: Piss off... the guy isn't a stalker...Ya, we have been sending messages...
by Stillsmokinone March 19, 2012
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Stalking

Obsessively observing.
“Was she stalking him?”
Well, no...but yes.”
“What?”
I mean, she was obsessively observing him.”
by S Allison October 1, 2019
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Comment Stalker

One Who reades others myspace comments to gain information.
1:Is jimmy dating Sue?

2:Yeah,

1:How do you know?

2:I read their comments.

1:You comment stalker. queer.
by Kaalen69 March 25, 2009
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calendar stalking

The act of using Outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you. Typically through creating a draft meeting and adding their names.
I hadn't heard back from Jim today, so I engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me.
by lismo September 24, 2009
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Myspace Stalker

Someone who spends all day lookin an obsessing over your myspace. You may barely know this person but they know everything about you. Including where your going for the weekend, what you did the other night, why you werent in class yesterday. They even start to stalk your girlfriends on myspace due to jealousy.

They dont usually add you because they arent brave enough too because they have poor social skills an suck balls.

They usually have your myspace set as their homepage an may even check it on thier iphone or blackberry or via other portable device.
Matt: " So this girl I barely know in class somehow knew I was at Pechanga the other night. Its weird!"

Tyler: " maybe shes a myspace stalker dude, set your shit to private an lock your doors"
by llegoz October 16, 2009
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Auction Stalking

Watching an auction that you never intend to participate in, just to see how high it will go.
Person 1: Yo! I can't believe that cup went for $150 on Ebay!

Person 2: How do you know it went that high?

Person 1: Shoot, I was auction stalking it all night!
by Lillyblume December 21, 2010
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