united states

Canada's dirty underpants...

United States =the dirty south.

by SyriusFerreal November 19, 2010

Stage Manager

A position in which the 'stage manager' pushes their partner up against the wings of the stage in order to have sex with her upright. When finished they rush backstage to yell at a techie.

--I totally pulled a stage manager last night.
--Yeah, I know. I heard it from the 3rd row.

by The stage manager January 30, 2009

Confederate States of America

The Southern states in the Civil war from 1861-1865 Consisted of 13 states: Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Missouri, Louisiana, Texas, Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, and Mississippi. Believed in States Rights and killed alot of Yankee Bastards but fought hard and lost

Tom: Hey Bill did you know Missouri is awesome and the rest of the south is too? Bill: No its not go Union and Obama is awesome !! We will be the Communist Union of the North. Tom: Youre going to burn in hell for eternity Bill We will cecede from you pigs and kill you all and be the Conservitive Republic of America and all our people will be happy and go to heaven becuase WE GO TO CHURCH !!! COnfederate States of America

by Dr.Redneck September 19, 2010

united states of america

A pretty cool country with a not-so-cool President. A ton of the population is Christian, lots of guys are obsessed with sports, hunting, and/or racing, lots of fat rednecks, etc. Maybe 85% of the population is made up of intelligent people, while the other 15% includes people like our President. Many other countries bash the U.S., thinking that we're all stupid. Not so. We're pretty dang rich and powerful, but we should donate to, like, the needy. And the environment.

President: Let's go to Iraq because a group of terrorists who blew up some towers say they're from Iraq.

Japanese/British/French/etc. person: The United States of
America sucks! If you're from the U.S. you're an idiot! Your IQ is, like, 10!

Foreign Internet Nerd Hacker Person: i will hack the united states of america!... here we go... aw crap firewalls.

by drowningfish March 1, 2008

U.S. red States

The Amercian location in which most people decided to vote for Bush because they care about the community and are smart enouf too understand that the key to having freedom is telling other people what they should and shouldn't not do.

How can you not support the war in Iraq? Our boys are dying for your freedom and safety and oil? It doesn't matter if you don't agree with the terms of war we're in it now so give them your unconditional love and don't think twice about it! I'm not going to sit back and let things like freedom and education get in thee way of what my grandmother told me her interpretation of the bible means. I believe in god and he loves us!

by #14012008011413070515180705 May 24, 2005

United States Federal Government

Whitey's evil plan to keep the black man down. See also nazi government.

Yo, the United States Federal Government has a a crazy trip on yo ass.

by JMB November 15, 2003

Stage Diving

The act of jumping on stage at a Ripper Bar, with a five dollar bill in your mouth. (At one time, two dollar coins were acceptable. Could even be performed with a stack of nickels.) The stripper proceeds to remove the bill from you mouth with her lips, cleavage, ass, or pussy.

Give me a fiver so I can jump on stage. That girl is hot!

by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005