Bob Saget

Skinny pale middle-aged washed out celebrity with the body features of an eagle. Thought he would get his career back by sucking off some producer for a little cameo in some movies such as the classic "Half-Baked" and the asscrumb of cinema, "Dumb and Dumberer". Gave up on life and now sits in the corner of his room reading Newsweek and Vogue.

Bob Saget molested the Olsen twins with his pecker-like nose.

by Somebody April 13, 2005

Sage

Exceptional impartation of wisdom, or one who is exceptionally wise.

Man, that thing your dad said yesterday was sage.

That's a sage idea

by Big Tim July 31, 2003

Sagetry

The practice of the cult religion, "Bob Saget is God."
Sagetrist- one who practices Sagetry.

I've just converted from Buddhism to Sagetry.

by Morbid = Love August 29, 2006

Sage

A beautiful women with majestic boobs and pussy

I’ll leave it at that

Person(1): Jesus Christ Ms. Johnson my English teachers hot as hell
Person(2): Nah she ain’t a Sage

by Lil bitch boy John May 19, 2018

Bob Saget

Hollywood Prostitute. Anyone with little or no acting ability that trades dignity and honor for money by accepting acting roles in poorly written and unfunny comedies, undramatic dramas, and other lowest common denominator television shows or movies.

"Tom Cruise is such a Bob Saget."
America's Funniest Home Videos is so bad.
How bad is it?
It's got Bob Saget. (This might be interpreted as a double negative but it isn't one.)
Paris Hilton is such a Bob Saget!

by Bob Suruncle January 13, 2008

Sage

1.) adjective: The utmost wisest saying, action, or person you have heard for a long time. Things normally discovered while under a purple haze.

2.) verb: To completely and utterly debase someone's position or person.

1.) JP: Dude, everything is an ocean. Our bodies are just oceans of blood, the sky is just an ocean of air, and space is just an ocean of nothing.

Jill: Dude, that was the sagest thing you've ever said.

JP: I know, I'm pretty sage.

2.) Turrets: I can't believe it! My teacher just said I can never be a prostitute. She said I am too dumb for it.

JP: (chilly) Saged

by SageKing August 5, 2010

Seager

The verb describing the process by which someone insults someone because of their ethnicity.

Oh my god, did he just seager that black guy?

by Trevor Parkins December 9, 2008