snotnose

A kid who's still young and naive.

That snotnose's never seen a bitch naked.

Now the grownups talk, go join the other snotnoses.

by dickwhad August 21, 2006

Snotty Bitch

A female (usually between the ages 14 and 25) who is so engorged with snottiness that she is an absolute bitch to talk to. Nothing you say to or ask of a Snotty Bitch can yield a positive response.

Regular Guy: "Hi, how are you?"

Snotty Bitch : "Ew, like, go away"

Regular Guy: "Wow, what a snotty fuckin' bitch.."

by Mikus52 April 10, 2012

Snotmail

Frequently euphemized as Hotmail, a MyCrudSoft division that has the audacity to begin charging for a service that still needs beta testing.

I haven't been able to log in to my Snotmail account using Outhouse Express for more than two weeks, and they want me to pay for this?

by Downstrike October 3, 2004

Goblin snotguzzler

Someone who is drunk trying to give a man a blowjob and can't keep their mouth on it.

Man, she is hot.

Yeah, but she is a real goblin snotguzzler.

by Big Hearted Smitty's July 30, 2017

snotface

1. A person who is snotty (stuck up/conceited).
2. A child with snot all over their face.

Word coined by the movie drop dead fred.

You are so stuck up you snotface!

by XtremeViews October 7, 2006

At least it's not semen.

coined in episode 213 of the award winning podcast, Nobody Likes Onions.

1. Something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. Phrase said when things could be worse.

"You just spit on me!"
"Well, at least it's not semen."

"I found a hair in my french fries!"
"At least it's not semen."

"I have cancer."
"At least it's not semen."

by Tits October 2, 2007

It's Not All Beer And Skittles

Not everything goes as well as it should.

Person 1: "Oh man! I just failed my midterms..."
Person 2: "Well, it's not all beer and skittles"

by Cortney K July 11, 2006