dessert shirt

A flowy blouse worn when planning on consuming dessert or more than one course to maintain looking thin throughout the meal.

OMG a 7 course meal, I cannot wear this tight dress; definitely requires my dessert shirt.

by kari1981 January 5, 2011

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LaRussa Skirt

(Noun) A skirt that is a little bit too high. Named after the famed manager who also stands a bit above the dugout.

Guy 1: Man, check out that skank in the LaRussa skirt!
Guy 2: Yeah, you can see everything.

by TheBigHouse February 6, 2012

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T-shirt training refers to going to the gym with the sole purpose of gettin' buff for da ladiezzzzz. Often performed before a big night out in order to look fresh, a t-shirt training session involves doing bench press, biceps curls and tricep extensions in order to get PUMPED!!!!!!! Although such a routine will leave you with a disproportionate upper body half, this is not an issue as massive 'guns' are DENCHHHHH!!!!

It is a well know fact that if you perform a big t-shirt sesh before a night out, you are 99.99% more likely to get laid.

"Yo playa, you gonna put in a t-shirt training sesh before going out tonight?"

"You know it brother gotta stay fresh for ma bitches. LEAVE IT YEAH!!!"

by Ali A-H October 21, 2012

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milk skirt

Another name for a mustache.

"Milk", describing the color an upper lip fades to after wearing a mustache for an extended period of time.

"Skirt" describing the growth of hair that protects this sensitive, sensual area.

"We rarely catch such a glimpse under the milk skirt"

(After performing cunnilingus) "Well.. I'm off to scrub the ole milk skirt..."

"Randy began acting like a real diva after he started wearing that milk skirt."

by Vitamin-B April 3, 2013

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