Turkish Smooch

When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel

Our new toilets have made Turkish Smooches so much more enjoyable.

by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022

Cha cha real smooth

Expression used for accentuate the success of a risky and improper move.

When the bottle of motor oil says that it lasts a year but you drink it in 15 minutes: cha cha real smooth

by anonymous September 16, 2020

The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.

A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".

Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."

by Dakron July 11, 2014

Pickle Smoocher

Supposedly straight men who actually relish watching American Idol

Hey, who else misses American Idol? Not me you pickle smoocher

by Gtnwood June 10, 2008

SmoothCopyCat

A bitch that always tries to be cool, but ends up looking like a loser

Kai: "Yo Tony, you hear about that one chick that tried to have that party last week?"
Tony: "Yah bro, the band she got was sooooo last week, such a let down."
Kai: "What a SmoothCopyCat."
Tony: "I'd still hit it."

by Pawngame June 28, 2011

nigger smooth

Nigger smooth: a task that was executed well

hugh slid across into the room via the wet floor the other night it was nigger smooth

by Ad mall January 4, 2008

smoov

How rappers say smooth cause they don't know how to talk right

Fuck me bitch! I'm so smoov!

by JM May 13, 2005