rubber donkey dick

something that is crude and rude. It is a noun.

I would not fuck you with a rubber donkey dick. And or...that sucks rubber donkey dick.

by fluffer November 23, 2002

daylight robbery

when someone member of team manages to fluke even the most shit goals to put your team 1 down in stoppage time... after what can only be described as the worst and most negative performance from an opposition team at Anfield for years.

Liverpool 0-1 Man United. 3rd March 2007

"Man Utd fluked another win after an extremely negative and poor perfomance... daylight robbery of Liverpool!... i wish i could defecate on Neville's face!"

by bignandosmullet March 4, 2007

Rubber Duck

Wearing a condom while having sex.

You're gonna have to rubber duck it tonight. You mother-f*cking, c*ck-sucking, rubber ducking b*tch!

by Johanna Hudgens July 21, 2008

Highway Robbery

When one guy gives a handjob to another guy while they both ride on a motorcycle on Route 30 in PA

Guy 1: "Dude, you should change your name to Jesse James with your awesome Highway Robbery skills"
Guy 2: "Thanks man, I like giving HJs"

by The Tamboureenz2 December 12, 2010

Rubberstien

a self assembled dildo

That was one hell of a ride on the rubberstien

by Andres Del Toro June 12, 2003

rubber jhonny

condom

have you got a rubber jhonny i can borrow

by jessicarrr January 20, 2009

Rubber Mallard

A sex position in which the male hangs upside down by his ankles by a rubber cord attached to the ceiling. The female hangs on with her hands to whatever it is the male is hanging from, and this produces a nice bouncing effect with the rubber cord.

The term comes from the rubber cord used to attach the male's ankles to the ceiling with, and the term "mallard" is due to the fact that the male, when hanging upside down, resembles how a mallard looks when it is being hung upside down after being hunted.

The term is also the inspiration for a famous Ultimate Frisbee team, the "Rubber Mallards"

"What did you do last night?"
"Me and my girlfriend tried out the Rubber Mallard; it was amazing!"

by playa_h&f April 18, 2010