Robert

Robert is a bloody legend who can also be annoying. He often has a large penis and gets alllll the women. He is very good at business and is very unique, has lot of self confidence (sometimes too much) but you love him anyway.

“You should be more like Robert”
“Yeah, what a great guy!!”

by exmmx November 19, 2019

Robert

Robert is a very loving, sweet, caring, boy who loves to play outside. He always loves to play sports especially baseball. He has a good body but always thinks he’s fat. Girls really like him but they never want to admit it. He’s very charming and a great friend to have.

Let throw ball urudhsud robert

by TrueFactsGod May 9, 2020

Robert

Simp

Bro that Robert kid is such a simp

by FemboyInc September 10, 2020

Robert Moment

When something is done in a biased and unclear way.

Elijah: "What are you doing?"
Robert: "Giving this girl a character I claimed for free because I felt like it."
James: "Robert Moment."

by xinese April 19, 2021

Cock-Robber

A person who not only cock-blocks you completely, but also steals the action that you may have gotten.

I was hitting on this chick at the bar, right? But some guy with a motorcycle showed up and she left with him after he got her drunk, he was a total Cock-Robber.

by FeedYourMommaRight October 21, 2010

Wizard Robe

When a person's stomach flab is so extensive that it takes on the appearance of a wizard's robe

That man has a wizard robe hanging past his knees!

There was a man on 'Embarrassing Bodies' with a wizard robe!

by NewtfaceImpalaMcEelson January 13, 2013

Christopher Robert Haines

A very sweet guy with a big heart. He is the most amazing boyfriend anyone could ever imagine. He is full of love, compassion, and commitment. He should never have anxiety when it comes to his girlfriend because just like he does, she loves him to the ends of the earth.

Caitlin loves that Christopher Robert Haines, they make a cute couple. They are goals.

by Lilshawty January 11, 2017