Retail Syndrome

When you go out shopping to buy a couple of things but have an urge to buy even more. Generally followed by silly excuses, e.g. I needed one of those, we're running out of them, it was on offer. Women suffer most from it.

Dude 1: I went into fake-mart to buy a pack of smarties, and I walked out with a whole cow!

Dude 2: Dude 1, you've suffered retail syndrome!

by old_chap May 9, 2010

retard bop

when somebody in music class sings like a retard a makes the the class riot.

dude did you see fransisco looking like a retard bop?

by xbopuxr May 20, 2010

reticklation

the spontanious and obnoxious laughter that occurs right before one knows (s)he is going to be tickled.

Elam: Why are you laughing already? I haven't even tickled you yet!
Anna: It's not my fault, I'm suffering from reticklation.

by xxannakate April 13, 2011

Retarded Shark

A dance move in which you put your right wrist over your left wrist. Your left hand is facing towards you, but your right hand is facing away from you. and you sing. It is sung in the tune of the baby shark song. When singing you bend your wrists.

A great way to break Awkward Silences.

Everyone: **Awkward silence**
You: Retarded Shark do do do do do *repeats*

by yourmatha July 4, 2011

retchup

The combination of ketchup and ranch dressing. Pronunciation is both descriptive (combination of words) and prescriptive as in making one vomit

Chicken nuggets with retchup are either amazing or vomitous...

by bojaca July 7, 2011

Retardo Kneecaprio

When a movie is so lame and filled with no-talent celebrities that you'd rather be knee-capped before seeing it again.

"So how was that movie?". "Man, it was so Retardo Kneecaprio, it might as well have starred the Olson Twins.

by Smartycat September 5, 2011

retbro

A hipster adjective which describes something that is retro, while simultaneously addressing somebody as "bro".

"Bro, I bought an old skool Kindle today. It's totally retbro."

by MVMV October 6, 2012