pooh reading

Selections of various internet articles, Wikipedia posts, top 10 surveys or websites that are read while defecating. May or may not be read on a smart phone or tablet.

Top 10 Latina Bikini models? That sounds like some good Pooh Reading.

North Korea actually has food? That sounds like some good Pooh Reading!

by BIGGROBBMIXES December 27, 2014

A reader

When you find a movie on Netflix with an English title, but it ends up being in Spanish!

I thought I found a movie on Netflix we haven’t seen..then I figured out why..it’s a reader!! (Because you have to read the captions to know what they’re saying.)

by Brokedowning/PG May 12, 2018

Bishop ready

A piece of shit school where everyone is not loved and the teachers suck

“Bishop Ready, that school is so trashy”

by Bigpappi69 December 12, 2019

We ready

a song that's sung by high school football teams to generate hype before a game.

originated with Matthew Romero's video of his high school football team singing the song, as shown in the YouTube video titled "WE READY - High School Football Chant"

also a parody of "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye" by Steam

"Our team is doing so bad, is the 2nd half even worth trying on?"
"Nah man, we ready! We ready! We ready for y'all!"

by FlashCanBuild November 29, 2021

long and loose and ready for use

describing yourself, preferably when talking to the ladies.....

Wanna' know how I am?, I'm long and loose and ready for use!

by batman and throbbin' November 4, 2013

I can read a map

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.

"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."

by chaOS January 22, 2014

Mike Petty Ready

When you have to cut the sleeves off of your favorite shirt to show off your guns.

Guy 1: “you cut the sleeves off that dope ass shirt?”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”

by Datgingerdude October 29, 2017