Poop proposal

When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring

Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!

by Fake Bucket December 20, 2019

Poop-id Shuffle

When you need to shit so bad, you need to do whatever it takes to make it to the nearest toilet

Ryan: I almost shit myself tonight walking my dog!
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?

by BDJ Ferda August 7, 2020

Poop-Dicka

Shit head ass mf

This Poop-Dicka stole my wallet

Poop-Dicka ass bish stole my girl

by Jawnson2 October 29, 2020

poop puck

When you poop in a spiral shape so it creates a disc similar to a hockey puck.

Join the Poop Pucks Plan today!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021

Poop

Poop is something the only very intelligent people understand because it gives there life meaning.

Pooping helps me think.

by Johnny bob999988885555 April 15, 2021

Poop Bomb

Poop bombing is

hanging your ass out of the side of a blimp and taking a nuclear sized shit on a village of children in habubu africa

Im going to Poop Bomb you if you dont shutup

by LoadedPapmperShit December 4, 2021

poop debt

When you don't poop for whatever reason you take on poop debt that must be paid off with a larger poop in the future.

Dude, I've been traveling. You know that messes up my regularity. I've got a ton of poop debt and the collector is going to call soon

by degeneyah October 31, 2022