premarital father

A male in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.

I'm practically his father, but his mother and I are not married yet, so I'm his premarital father.

by notathriftshopper June 6, 2017

Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.

Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout

by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017

premaditation

The act of becoming angry over an event that has not occurred
Premaditate premaditated

We were arguing because my boyfriend premaditates.(gets angry over something that did not happen)He uses premaditation(the act of becoming angry over something that did not happen) to pick fights with me. When he is premaditated (angry over something that never happened) I am really annoyed!

by ThatGirl38 September 15, 2017

preacher cuff

Hateful Man. Person who pretends to be your buddy, then puts a knife or some time bomb bullshit in your brain.

This preacher cuff hook me
How so?
He told me he was yours.

by OhThisGuy21 October 22, 2017

premature evocalation

Singing lyrics ahead of time.

I was listening to music and singing along. Then I got premature evocalation

by Led Zeppelin November 3, 2017

preacherbox

When the preacher goes into the "box" the pulpit....

The preacher went to the preacherbox and delivered a great sermon.

by Danthemanctionary April 12, 2018

Premature Ejacuconfetti

Premature Ejacuconfetti When your team thinks they hit a buzzer-beating 3 at the end of regulation so they eject their celebratory confetti only to be told it was a 2 pointer and then go on to lose in overtime.

Premature Ejacuconfetti Oh Philly, after tanking 8 straight seasons you still managed to find a way to get ahead of yourselves... 😂

by DjOmni June 2, 2018