pufferknuckle

A sore hand after fist fucking all night

Swollen knuckles on your dominant hand after fisting your partner all night.

Last night was amazing and all I have to show for it is this pufferknuckle here.

by HandyDandyLion December 17, 2022

Pilfered

To engage in the unholy act of Buggery (a crime against God) Through the combustion and intentional inhalation of class B substances.

"I am well and truly pilfered right now boys, Let's roll another."
"Fucking hell I was at China bridge last night absolutely pilfered."

by MrMoonEatsPhoon January 8, 2023

PufferFish

A woman with so much Botox in her face and lips, she can’t show her expressions.

Did you see that PufferFish that passed us?

Ya, she was full engorged.

by Newties January 14, 2023

Piffwaddling Shenanigans

The way you walk after 10 beers of the same name.

Hey Larry, jeez Frank is Piffwaddling after sitting on the beers last night.

How many did he have?
About 10. It was Piffwaddling Shenanigans.

by Eggyo February 9, 2023

Piffin’

A tattoo that’s extra on point, applied with precision and is extra banging.

Damn that tatty is piffed out.
Yo your tats are piffin’ for real.

by JcalcanesTatty March 1, 2023

piffy wiffy

Piffy wiffy means that you're so pissed off and cannot tolerate people's bullshit anymore, or, the person at hand is having a very awful day and needs to let off some steam.

jon arbuckle: "Garfield did you eat my lasagna again?"

Garfield: "No, what makes you say that Jon?" Garfield says as he cleans his lasagna-covered cat mouth.

Jon: "GARFIELD, YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO PIFFY WIFFY AAAAAHHHH." as Jon shouts he slams the door behind him in a fit of rage.

by ርસ૯ᆩվ April 7, 2023

Puffer

It’s when big mama rips a stanky fart all up in the master bedroom and gnu gnu and tu tu blame daddy

Basically it’s a fart that can melt metal and strip paint off walls

Daddy: “Ay Becky did you puffer in here?”
Becky: stares intently at daddy and grins
Daddy: “dude! Stop puffering in the restuh”

by saaavage April 15, 2023