Phonebooked

After ejaculating on the face of your partner you proceed to smack them with an open phone book, trying to get a loose page to rip out and stick in said ejaculate.

"Last night I took that chick home from the bar and Phonebooked her!"

by Headlackey December 14, 2009

Phone Booth

A movie about what Jack Bauer did in between the 4th and 5th seasons of '24'.

Bill Buchanan did not authorize Jack Bauer to trap Colin Farrell in the Phone Booth.

by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008

stupid phone

The opposite of a "smart" phone.

This stupid phone is a relic! I cannot download any apps.

by Newman S. December 17, 2011

Phone Party

When A Person calls a friend and tells them to call their friends. And the first caller calls more people. Then Those friends call More friends etc. Very Often, People talk about random things in phone parties. Sometimes People Get Phone Shy Becuase They Do Not Know Who They Are talking to! Most Phone Parties Happen at Night.

Person A: HEY! Wanna do a phone party?
Person B: Sure! Who do we call?
Person A: We can call My friends!
(Person A calls a friend)
Person C: HEYY! whats up?
Person A: Call someone!
(Person B Gets phone shy from not knowing who Person C really is.)

by ThatOtherPerson January 3, 2009

PHONE

Personal Hand Operated Networking Equipment

Cell phones and smart phones are more than simple telephones yet we still call them phones. Rather than suggesting a new name I suggest an acronym. Have a better one?

Hand me my personal hand operated networking equipment (phone) so I can call your sister.

My personal hand operated networking equipment (phone) won't stop ringing because your mom keeps calling.

by jermee619 September 30, 2011

Scone Phone

A British Cell Phone, that makes scones and tea, drives on the wrong side of the road and fixes fucked up british teeth.

dude.. check out my new Scone Phone.. it fixed my fucked up teeth!

by Brittannica June 11, 2006

phone sex

for times when your either too scared for real sex or, no one will have sex with you, phone sex is pretty fun. its also good for laughs. i mean you could do the whole role play thing or tell the other person what youd like to do and or that your already doing it... in some strange way, or you can just masturbate along with the other person, the girl sreaming and moaning and the guy breathing heavily and such. you might even go for "ohh your voice is so hot" or "im so wet" or "i only wanna please you"?? ... but just dont do the "i want u to have my kids" that pretty werid unless ur serious and u know the person rele wants your kids and can haddle that sick form of dirty tlking.

::phone rings::
boy: hey wats up. girl: ...na na nothing.... boy: ... wat r u doing? girl: oooooh my gooood. boy: need some help?
girl: ....::moaning::
later leads into phone sex
girl:hey guess wat i had sex with "brady bunch" again
friend: ...over the phone? girl: ... yes... it was hoooot!

by idostilettos February 26, 2007