Evan Peters

The sexiest man on the planet

Thomas : What's your biggest dream?
Me : That Evan Peters eats me out.

by queen of everything August 19, 2014

Peter Rooter

It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".

From an early Cheech & Chong routine.

"Tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea? Call Peter Rooter..."

by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023

Peter Popper

The human body part you are playing with as you listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, hosted by the man they call Ghost. Instead of talking to him you'd rather just sit there like a dumb little freakshow and do something that's better off after bedtime. It is occasionally referred to as a 'Pecker Shaft' as well. If you don't prepare your call in time, or if you take too long, then that means there is only one other thing you could be doing, and that would be playing with your peter popper, counting the dingleberries in your asscrack ya Helen Keller Deaf Mute.

"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"

by SoggyWetToast August 21, 2013

Peter Ruette

Ruette is a man who is out of all, the most scariest out of all curse words.

Shit.
"GASP!"
Fuck.
"GASP!"
Peter Ruette.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

by uwupug fada May 15, 2022

maisie peters

girlboss

Maisie Peters is a certified girlboss and the artist with the coolest number one ever.

by radstyke February 16, 2022

Peter Shulman

1. An eccentric history teacher known for his characteristic stutter and for singing the "Rocky" theme song during class

2. Any person with lots of energy, but no way to express it

I..I..I'm, I'm P-Peter Shulman!

by Tumma May 6, 2004

Evan Peters

the hottest sexiest man alive. mainly known for ahs (American Horror Story) fanbase is mainly teenage girls. i cant get over how sexy he is.

Amy: “Evan Peters is the only man I love”
Jess: “Yessss Evan Peters can slam my fingers in a waffle iron and I’d thank him.”

by annabienkowski November 13, 2020